01/06/2013 - PM de Bom Jesus do Araguaia prende dupla que matou colega para roubar motocicleta às margens da BR 158

Nesta quinta-feira 29.05.2013 policiais militares de Bom Jesus do Araguaia prenderam L.F.S. de 18 anos e C. M.S. de 33 anos  que confessaram ter cometido um latrocínio contra um colega deles na localidade do Posto do Arnon as margens da BR 158 na confluência com a BR 080.

A dupla relatou a polícia que por volta das 22h, estavam em um bar no posto do Arnon, juntamente com a vítima vulgo Grandão de Ribeirão Cascalheira, que eles estavam tramando roubar o bar, mas a vítima desistiu da ação, e que resolveram assaltar motoristas de Caminhão, sendo que a vitima não concordou com os dois, dizendo que iria se deslocar para a cidade de Bom Jesus do Araguaia.

Devido a desistência de Grandão em participar dos crimes, L.F.S, desferiu-o uma gravata jogando-o ao solo e desferiu na cabeça do mesmo duas pauladas, e o colega C.M.S. depois pegou o corpo da vitima e arrastou para dentro do mato terminando de mata-lo com mais pauladas em sua cabeça.

Depois do ocorrido pegaram a moto Titan Preta da vítima  e se deslocaram ate a Chácara de um tio dos suspeitos em uma posse na Bordolândia, onde passaram a noite, que na quinta-feira (30) deslocaram para a cidade de Bom Jesus do Araguaia com a motocicleta da vitima, que quando chegaram à cidade, foram avistados por uma guarnição da Policia Militar que não sabia do ocorrido, mas por estar em atitude suspeita foi abordado pelos policiais que pediram o Documento da Motocicleta para uma checagem, que por surpresa da Guarnição, os suspeitos pensando que a PM sabia do ocorrido, acabou confessando o crime.

Ambos foram presos e levados ate o local do fato para mostrar o corpo da Vitima, onde foi confirmado o crime a dupla de latrocidas foi encaminhada para a Delegacia de Polícia de Ribeirão cascalheira para as devidas providências.

A POLITEC de Água Boa foi acionada e realizou a perícia no local a após o corpo foi encaminhado para o IML de Água Boa e após a necropsia foi liberado para ser sepultado.

 

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